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What is it with smokers and outdoor tables that compels them to methodically adorn the top of the table with their cigarette butts after they've smoked them? You know those table I'm talking about...the black ones with diamond shaped grooves on the top. I was going into a coffee shop this afternoon and my favorite coffee girl was there outside the entrance smoking. And what did she have smashed into those cute little diamond shaped grooves? Three butts.

Is this like a trophy or something? Where you have to show off to the world how much you've damaged your lungs today? And I thought I was a caffeine addict! Noooo no no. Right after she put one out (on the bottom of her shoe, ick!) she lit up another one!

I guess she has to stock up before going back to work and deal with the dredges of society that need their caffeine fix. I feel bad for her though; she's been there for over a year and still hasn't found a different job, although she mentions getting a new one at least once a week.



Mmm dinner time almost. I wonder if it will be a continuation of chicken and rice, quite the staple lately.

Pie sounds better.