Three

So I'm going to take up competitive coffee drinking. If it's not a sport already, then it should be. Back in the days of living in Alaska, I'd drink at least 80 ounces of coffee a day. Now before you get all medical on me, do note that I was gracious enough to my liver to drown it out with a bowl of ice cream in the evening. And maybe some watermelon.

I'm up to quite a few cups again, but not the 80 ounces. Granted, drinking more and more of it then made me even thirstier. So, what would I do to combat that? Why drink more coffee, of course!

I'm not so sure how long I'll last doing it at this rate, though. We'll see, oh we will see.